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aerial superiority. (at Dirty Jersey)

the mother load. (at eBay)

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i don’t know how else to put it.
i’ve thought it over a great deal.
but, simply.
my lifestyle is fucking ridiculous.
i can’t believe it.
i’m just too fucking awesome.
i woke up this morning in a villa.
that i bought.
with money i had left over.
from buying a first, much larger villa.
my wife sleeping next to me.
looking straight photoshopped.
i met her on a runway in pari.
a runway show in which.
i was sitting front row.
she was walking for the house that coco built.
until she stopped walking.
in the middle of the show.
came over.
and sat on my goddamn lap.
just to chat.
just to give me her number.
just to whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
she said i looked like a baller.
really?
who does that?
karl gave me a high five after the show.
my lifestyle is fucking ridiculous.
she shot a centerfold spread.
the day after she gave birth.
to our fucking fat set of twins.
it’s stupid how hot she is.
just plain stupid.
wow.

my lifestyle is fucking ridiculous.
what’s my job?
i honestly can’t remember.
sure, i’ll look at a few e-mails every couple days.
on my phone.
maybe send a funny .gif out to the board.
if i’m feeling productive.
actually, i’m pretty sure i just got promoted.
again?
my lifestyle is fucking ridiculous.
dropped 20 large at lardini.
is that something people do?
just to make sure i have a spare wardrobe.
i’ll store it on the PJ.
for those last-minute flights.
to private listening sessions on private islands.
to open houses in open-air palazzos.
to conferences i get invited to speak at.
last time in stockholm.
the theme was “climate change.”
don’t know why i was even invited.
maybe something to do with my job?
i talked for an hour.
about how sick the bezel of my rollie is.
standing O.
i’m still getting fan mail from world leaders.
my inbox is flooded.
these are the issues i deal with.
day to day.
my lifestyle is fucking ridiculous.

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FYMW

6fymw,

(insert something inspiring) #nyc #photography

6new york city, nyc, manhattan, citylife, photography, street photography,

at New York, New York

frank told me if i can make it here, i could make it anywhere - and that’s exactly what i’m going to do. (at New York, New York)

holiday ‘14. (at Queens, New York)

anything worth having takes risk. #photography #brooklynbridge #nyc
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anything worth having takes risk. #photography #brooklynbridge #nyc

6New York City, nyc, Brooklyn Bridge, photography, Street Photography, summer,

OG SGS. MY TEAM. MY BROTHERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY VP. (at Mothers Ruin)

as i get older it feels like time moves at the speed of light. don’t blink - not even for a second. or you might miss it all. #photography #nyc
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as i get older it feels like time moves at the speed of light. don’t blink - not even for a second. or you might miss it all. #photography #nyc

6Brooklyn Bridge, New York City, nyc, photography, Street Photography, wisdom,

day dreaming of #barcelona. tbt. (at Barcelona Spain)

6barcelona,

#nyc’s golden hour at it’s best #photography
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special morning deliveries cause @croatianstyle loves me. (at Queens, New York)

#progress only. shot by my brother joe cavallini.

6street art, photography, abandoned places, dirty pretty places,

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